I hate 2fa so much, I never thought they would come up with anything more irritating. Little did I know.

I fucking love crows crows are bros

Good fucking shout actually

I see The Captain is having a good day 🫡

Apparently the Italian mozzarella association or whatever it’s called officially recommends mozzarella and pineapple as a good pairing of flavours so it’s not just you

Oooh ow owie ouch my bones

Oh sweet the lovely man lent the gentleman his cello perhaps he had a spare how convenient he had the instrument about his person

I thought this was taking place in a vacuum

That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise

Gameli, a little short on time to actually play the plunder

It’s taking over the galaxy

Surprisingly high quality too - must have been stored in carbonite

Running water is unironically the fucking bees knees imo

Minimum of 2 showers per day anything less is highly uncivilised and backward

Yo what the fuck guys can you not