Eh, screw the whole thing.

I started making my own at home using the seasoning packet and sauces. Target also sells a kit that includes the tortillas. Tastes like a better Taco Bell, you can stuff it as much as you want, and you don’t get spicy butthole after.

I see him more as a Donnie Darko type.

Anybody else see this photo and think 1) damn, that’s a nice smile; he’s fine, and 2) my hero.

I won the D.A.R.E. essay contest at my school. I like drugs.

Shhhh you can’t let all the beans out of the bag

Yes, more beans better.

Isn’t Heinz their favorite brand for beans on toast? I think they just like the tomatoey sauce.

Feels like my birthday

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