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I’m not one, but there are people who don’t carry a wallet/cards anymore because they can (technically, assuming it works) do what they need with just their phone. I wonder how many people who fiddle with the app are like this and how many just don’t think to give up and use their card.

I dunno, this seemed accurate to me - not because millennials don’t want to go to therapy, but because they can’t afford to.

That goddamned movie made leaves look delicious and my child self did not appreciate the lesson in reality versus fantasy. ಠ_ಠ

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Meme fact: hummingbirds are actually just Australian mosquitos that have become invasive species around the world.

Yup. I made myself an alt account with heavy filters (and new ones being added whenever something shows up I can’t deal with) for when I just can’t handle the brunt of reality.

Mental health frog is still pretty beaten up, though.

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Was it a “guns for drop bears” deal? Because that makes perfect sense to me.

It’s because anger isn’t an emotion, of course!*

*Offer not valid for women or POCs.

Also the guy on the bottom has cheekbones for days. Guy on the top is less defined. Can’t be the same person.

Now this is the kind of wrestling I can get behind. Or in front of, I don’t much care.

Oooh, my partner is working on his resume; I’m going to share this with him. Thanks!

It’s a good thing I’m a Pink Floyd fan because I am comfortably numb.

Or is that the dissociation talking so I can get through the next week, at least? Eh, six of one, half dozen of the other.

I like to think of it like a broken bone. Yes, your overall health is important; no one is questioning that. But if you go into the ER with a broken bone and the doctor tells you that they’re going to ignore your injury in favor of telling you to take your vitamins, they’re an asshole who doesn’t care about your pain or healing your injury.

Systemic racism is the broken bone. No one (except, perhaps, assholes and billionaires) disagrees that all lives have value. Saying “all lives matter” in response to “black lives matter,” though, is saying “let’s wilfully ignore the problem because I am clearly okay with the status quo.”

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She would almost certainly have threatened to contact her “solicitor,” not her “attorney,” if it were real, given she’s from/in the UK. Still a very entertaining read, though.