For some reason I feel like these rules were written by a gen x but iDK why

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Xoomennial

Is bait.

That looks like an edited picture of a human to me.

That’s basically how I’ve always pictured it, like in my mental physics playground or whatever, the many, many particles may not be dense when you take a small sample (like a cubic foot of air or something) but through miles of atmosphere it adds up and the light has lots to bounce around and off of before it gets to you. Do I basically have that right? That comment someone added makes me think im understanding it right but maybe not explaining my understanding quite right, but maybe you get what I’m trying to say.

random motion of the Earth’s atmosphere

Are you able to elaborate on what you mean by this at all please, or possibly suggest a direction to look in to find more about what this means and the implications?

You missed a really funny opportunity by not faking that screenshot

Have you been telling this story a while? Or are you intentionally taking credit for something you didn’t do for meme cred?

Edit: actually double xp meme credit, including the OP meme cred of lying for the meme and also the meme-ness of telling the story as OC

Niiiice :D

That last one lmao

It’s on max :) DM if you need either a link to watch whatever or have questions

Nah it’s okay, they’re taken care of in the stasis of the ball. What does taken care of mean? Well, they’re in stasis, so technically they don’t have any needs to meet, so they’re totally fine. What is stasis? It’s like being frozen, like cryostasis, but not like that. No, of course they’re not fully aware of every agonizing second of blackness! Wait, I mean, they’re aware, but not able to actually think or feel anything, and they can’t even talk so it’s not like they’re complaining. Some of them are complaining? Fuck idk. …are we the baddies?

Jk that’s not supported by canon. Well, the bit at the end about self awareness anyways. [I realized after writing this last sentence immediately before this that it could kind of refer to either the Pokémon’s self awareness or the self awareness of the person exploiting the Pokémon. I will not be correcting it to clarify which I meant]

Yeah the only thing stopping you is the laws of physics which are seemingly different here. This could work.

I don’t know shit about factorio really but this is still really funny and I feel like I understand it more now and it makes me wish even more that I liked playing it

Adventure Time so basically the plot of the Fionna and Cake series (which I highly recommend)

Wow, I hadn’t heard this. Interesting.

https://web.archive.org/web/20250212234138/https://ew.com/bill-burr-and-billy-corgan-address-brother-rumors-in-surprise-meeting-8780626

Does anyone know who this person actually is? Shouldn’t we try to tell them this is happening?

I have a condition that causes me to only get good sleep on my side, but if I sleep on my side for more than a couple hours that side really starts to ache. So yeah I’m with you

Wow. This makes so much sense.

So what made you think this was advice meant for corporations?