Don’t forget muskrat’s own dad had 2 kids with his own stepdaughter.

That’s some fucked up Woody Allen level of ick.

I’m thinking of the silt striders from Morrowind.

Ah, you’re living with the dodos sooties

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_regional_nicknames

Work, damn you, WORK!

Semi automatic? Not good enough to aim and hit cleanly with one shot?

Overpopulated? What kind of wank stain talk is this?

White rhinos? Oh sorry we killed all those.

Dont go away. Here’s Bob with sports

Or close your eyes, slam down the accelerator and pray to whatever God that you follow to make it out the other side.

Wait until you see the magic roundabout in the UK. WTF were they even thinking!

1 hour old account with a similar name to banned ANT_EEY_ANKS.

Hmmm wonder what you are trying to do…

Could he learn to vibrate his genitals so fast, that they become a blur? That way he could walk around butt naked but no one would be able to see anything except a blur down there.

Lego bricks at night on a patterned carpet…

5th wave started strong with a bit of promise, then quickly degenerated into a hot steaming turd.

Edge of tomorrow is awesome. When he gets squished rolling under the truck and Bill Paxton asks “What were you thinking numbnuts?”

I’m Brian and so is my wife!

“the Joker was a psychopathic murderer”

So a CEO then.

5 million odd people in Ireland but over 10 million Irish passport holders in the world.

If they’re exhausting or frustrating to you, then you’re doing something wrong as a parent.

I’ve got all the time in the world for my kid, and I’m happy for it to be that way. If you think I’m an idiot for doing so, so be it.

You doubt that being a parent is a great job?

I do and I love being a parent. Best job in the world.