I love spicy food but it can be brutal on the stomach.

If you are what you eat, then a cannibal is a human. Mind blown

I love that she called you “homosexuals” instead of “gays”.

Your sister sounds awesome

FFFFM

Nice

Whopper whopper whopper whopper junior double triple whopper

I’m hung like shopping mall Christmas lights on the 1st of June

A smart car has two seats, a bus has 50

The problem with these scooters is that they can’t handle triangle.

Fuck you, I sold what I sold

Just spend 2 hours eating, easy

I don’t mind AI now that I’ve vastly lowered my expectations of what it can do, and am aware that “AI” isn’t actually real. An LLM might be useful in some situations where you can reasonably expect it to give a decent answer and where your task isn’t particularly important.

Problem is, most of it is forced on you and is not privacy friendly.

Worth it

I wish that I was allowed to wish for more wishes and that any rules preventing the duplication of wishes were removed.

You can have pockets without pants with the skin pocket procedure. You get a pocket sized square of skin removed from each ass cheek, and grafted on to the outside of your thighs. Don’t worry about the sting on the buttocks, two ice packs will be provided for relief until the skin heals.

Now you can wear long sweaters without pants and still have pockets!

Can’t spell drugs without U

Do you think Justin Bieber sprays his DNA all over the ladies when he’s in Paris, France?

“I want to change the world with this tech”

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“3 billion you say? The company is yours!”

The Unabomber and Pope Leo were both good at math