Harold.
As in “Harold be thy name.”

It looks like Cardinal Sin died in 2085.

Be brutally honest, for how long was I asleep?

“Gee, George. Use some deodorant, for Christ’s sake.”

No, it’s an issue.

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I hate Elvis
No such thing as bad publicity, I guess. I mean, what are they going to do, shoot him?

That’s bassism.

She just doesn’t age, does she?

There could also be ¹⁴C, a beta emitter with a half life of 5730 years.

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground.

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The grinning guy on the left really makes the image for me.

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Where?

Next you’ll be telling me that “So, how often do you flick the bean?” is not a great pickup line.