Foxes, outdoor cats and my dog wouldn’t agree to to this plan. The other day I saw a giant ass snake too. I thought it was someone’s escape pet… apparently those fuckers are normal and everyone who grew up here thought I was being hysterical. Also, if I’m being 100% honest, those chickens would be neglected if they lived in my yard.

People on Archer seem extra durable. As long as the main cast stays far far away should be great.

I don’t know. I saw Hannibal. Serial killers are excellent at time management, very flexible with their sleep schedules, and they are in peak physical condition.