Flights that give Biscoff truly treat you like a king. Never mind all that other stuff. You’re on a Biscoff flight. 👑

I don’t think I could handle it these days at age 37, but I miss staying up for days on Adderall in my early 20s, playing Skyrim and shit. There was no greater feeling of adventure. A lot of jacking off, too. Sometimes the jacking off got in the way.

People just feel the need to be edgy about everything.

Apparently that exact pronunciation is on their website.

I’m team deciduous all day, boys…

$17.99 for the 20 pc. In Canada. $10.79 for a 10 pc. I about shit when I immigrated here and realized nuggets were off the table. I can’t imagine ordering that and picturing one dollar every time I pop one into my mouth. My wife buys me a ten piece for my birthday every year since I won’t buy them myself out of protest. Also, my kid is old enough now to finish her 4 pc. Happy Meal, so I don’t get to scavenge for uneaten morsels like I did before. It’s tragic.

I love the meta here, with Ross spearheading the petition and also being the voice of Freeman’s Mind. I adore that series.

Dethharmonic, by Dethklok

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I often see reels with an annoying guy pretending to be shocked by connections and Easter eggs in Disney films. It cuts back to him every few seconds to show him squinting his eyes inquisitively, making eye contact with the viewer, or rubbing his chin in thought. I hate it so much.

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I hate the slugs who overlay themselves front-and-center over another video to repeatedly point at whatever they want you to observe while steadily breathing through their mouth.

It’s even worse when they first point to their ear and then their eye to say, “LISHEN 'n LOOKSH, bruh…”

We are truly in a Renaissance of fucking idiocy.

This is probably the most I believe a stranger has ever agreed so vehemently with my opinion. I feel blessed that someone else disdains him (and his performance) as much as I do. I shared the same opinion on other social media in the past and people either tell me I have a problem, or that the character is supposed to be obnoxious. But I think it’s deeper than that. Fuck Dwayne Johnson.

Haven’t seen it yet, but I fucking hated Maui in the first one, his song You’re Welcome, and the entire Shiny segment. Really, the entire movie just falls apart for me after Maui shows up. Pretty good first half.

Edit: In retrospect, it might just be Dwayne Johnson that I hate.

If they want to make healers engaging, they can just add a system of short (but highly effective) buffs for you to cleverly weave in between your heals depending on the situation. Some healers in DAoC had a blade-turn buff that worked as a protective bubble that fully absorbed the next hit, regardless of how much damage it would have done. The Warden class was a fairly weak warrior, but it had a pulsing version of the spell that just ran idly in the background, ticking every six seconds at its highest level. That shit was awesome.

Having some sort of damage is obviously needed to level a healer while questing and such, but I’m with you in not wanting to fucking DPS while healing. Had zero interest in healers in FFXIV for this exact reason. Let me focus on heals while occasionally dropping a quick damage buff on the DPS, a shield or blade-turn on the tank, and maybe a pass mana regen on myself or the mages.

For real. This Bozo must think we have access to turkey nuggets or something.

Was always normal in my family. Smoking and drinking indoors all day. Used to come home smelling like shit. But there were alcoholics. Good people, though.

I remember well the weird period of my life where I worked 12-hour overnights and would stay up for days at a time with the help of Adderall.

Sometimes I smell certain handsoaps in public washrooms and I get flashbacks to those long, strange, strung-out nights.

WHAT’CHA’LOOGINATMAHGUT’FER?!

For a safer experience, you can slowly morph into a giant nose that smells crime.

I hear the charity tax myth all the time and I don’t understand why everyone just believes it.