It’s fast food that’s almost all fried sea food. And they’re like the cockroach of franchises, the few that are around tend to be in weird locations that have killed off everything but Long John’s.

I like to think it wasn’t even tandem, they entered the picture Point Break style.

We were skydiving. They just jumped out a plane after us.

I mean you’re not far off. It was written by a teenager who suffered neglect/abuse in childhood.

too broke to do either

I’ve had to tell my parents (both retired medical professionals) that going in for a biopsy is definitely something I should know about before they get results.

The previous system was they’d tell me what the other was starting treatment for.

I contemplate the moment in the market, the idea of allowing your own crucifixion.

The guy averages a cheesy gordita crunch a day…

…and he will go weeks without having one

That might explain the name dispute between him, Grimes, and Zillis.

Brad Pitt cool guy whatta dude

“I was ashamed of myself when I realised life was a costume party and I attended with my real face.”

It’s why strings are typically smaller people than the horn section too. Place a tuba player next to a violinist and the tuba player is always bigger.

Shut up science bitch

I’m surprised we haven’t seen a post Lucas Star Wars MMO looking to capitalize on the number of people who just want to experience an open ended Star Wars universe to role play in.

Tell that to the Helldivers dev team

Like a cocktail or something?

Was a good way to end up getting kicked if you did it in the first 10 seconds on some servers.

Played the Hill capture point map a lot (48east) it was a really simple shot from either side once you saw someone do it. But a server full of regulars could kinda police that shit.