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Bees are brutal. In some colonies, they’ll bee ball queens that are no longer fecund. “Thanks for all the babies, now roast to death!” In others, the new queen beats the old queen to death.

Fucking bees, man. Fucking bees.

We have a big, white, mixed breed dog. People ask us all the time if she’s a Great Pyrenees, an English Cream, or what have you. She’s a dog. 100% pure dog.

That’s me today! I’m playing my favorite game: chronic illness or acute illness?

Put a big hole in that incline and your proctologist can do their thing too!

Given that’s now my field, why haven’t I started that comm?! I’ll get on it.

Haha, I did what I could. Thanks!

Ohhhh shit, you’re right! They’re… Uh… Fruit predators, stalking the wild papaya.

Don’t forget the mammalian predator fruit predator the wrinkle faced bat, a creature so ugly its face has a foreskin.

Edit: oops. They’re frugivores!

Well, TIL! Thank you!

My coworker had a virtual NFT gallery full of Marvel NFTs, all laid out like a showroom. He literally spent thousands, now it’s worth close to nothing.

Doing the Lawd’s work!

Aloha e @clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works. Pehea ʻoe?

40s here, wearing my kitty onesie in bed with a stuffed owl.

Hard agree. You can also break them in half or into quarters and cook them in smaller portions. This is how my partner and I save money on eating out. We usually eat out due to some combination of being tired or lazy, or craving salty, greasy food. This hits all the major potential bases but keeps us from gorging on pizza or wasting what we can’t eat.

Yes, but only in the 18+ section.

Thanks dad.

Hey, that first part exactly describes my uncle. We might be related!

It is pretty surreal, huh? I cope through irreverent humor, which will probably get me sent to a concentration camp, but it’ll also get me through living in that camp. How that ends is open to interpretation.

@MaggiWuerze@feddit.org nailed it. Jellyfin has security issues. It’s better than it used to be, but it’s still bad.