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  • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.nettomemes@lemmy.worldToo cool for school
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    4 months ago

    which at the time was a bit of a “fuck you” to folk whose phones didn’t like them one bit and presented them as individual messages in their inbox.

    Ha I had problems with the multi-message thing even a few years ago, sending messages from android to iOS. I tend to send very verbose messages, and the delay between them, as well as having it come through as text, made them a jumbled mess.

    For a while I was putting numbers before every sentence if I thought the message was too long to be one message.

    So glad that doesn’t happen anymore, tho we solved it by swapping to signal, I’m not sure the problem itself ever resolved.






  • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.nettomemes@lemmy.worldSkilled labor
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    6 months ago

    The self checkout at the grocery here makes you have a worker check and enter your coupons for you. Even though they have barcodes. And cameras galore. And they mail you dozens of coupons every week.

    What’s even the point of self checkout at that point? It took longer waiting for them to come check and approve my three coupons to save $1.50 than just going through regular cashier line, and I didn’t even get to avoid talking to someone. Did that twice and won’t do it again.

    If they want me to work for them, I’m gunna need an employee discount. I hate everything about self-checkout. I have yet to find an implementation of it that is better than the default cashier experience.

    (This is not meant as saying you are wrong for your preference ofc, I just don’t understand how people actually like them)


  • I have a local burger joint at which I can still get a $2 cheeseburger. It’s plain and everything is an up charge but that’s fine. A whopper or Big Mac clone is some $4.50, so like, it’s still pretty cheap.

    However, they have no seating, and it’s an old ice cream shop so just a big kitchen and a tiny indoor order/pickup window and 2 benches. And there’s always a massively long line. Takes easily an hour to get fast food there during peak, cuz nobody goes to the local depressed millennial McDonald’s (one of those sad gray ones)



  • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.nettomemes@lemmy.worldI'm so hungry
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    6 months ago

    I know, I was joking in sort of a not-jokey-very-dry sort of way.

    I wish there was a universal (lawl I’m unserious but being very dry about it) tag. Because that stuff doesn’t translate to text well at all.

    Such a layer of emotion and presentation behind communication to get around! So difficult! And I have a degree based around doing exactly that…

    On a side note, we have dry humor which implies a wet humor and… I’m curious what that is but I sort of don’t want to know…?




  • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.nettoSelfhosted@lemmy.worldLiquid Trees
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    6 months ago

    I’ve been doing these for years… they don’t work as intended for more than a year or two, and then become pretty unstable. Even the lady who created it went back to low-maintenance (as opposed to zero input) systems after a few years. Still with the dirt and all but not without water movement and stuff.


  • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.nettomemes@lemmy.worldIt must be getting late
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    7 months ago

    That’s probably because early Germanic languages formed the base of the early English language, even before we “added” a ton of French and other shit through (actual and) cultural conquest.

    If you look through language roots, English splits from Germanic at some point close enough to make the rules logical going from English to German but probably not the other way around, idk.