Most clear things will look bad after a short time of use, if you have to touch them. They will get scratched or greasy and dirt will become visible in hard to clean areas.

If your lucky

Shame he had to put up with those two clowns.

The religion is Shinto and you gain the powers of a kappa

I think Attractive female means you become an attractive female, so the genie got you.

Old school, Eye of the Tiger.

Garbage disposal? They have limited utility, but save you from having to transfer food scraps from the sink to the trash or compost.
The built in ice/water dispenser in the refrigerator is the one that mystifies me.

I have repeatedly felt like taking some emery cloth to my neighbors ring door bell camera, which records me when ever I am in my front yard. There is an expense to replacing cameras and they seem like easy targets, if you go about it right.

He may be right in this case, but he was never a hero.