I like the milk man to deliver my milk in the morning or when I’m yawning.

You’re not the only one with a pervy brain. I thought it was a metaphor for sex.

Vibes based sleep paralysis is the worst cause you can’t see anything, only sense things. It’s the worse when you have FOMO and your sleep paralysis has convinced you that there is a party going on that you can’t participate in.

Somewhere, an ad exec just stiff.

I would recommend Chill Goblin’s Oliver Anthony, Welfare, and Blair Mountain.

“The other 499 Alex Joneses are turning the frogs gay!”

Bewitched cookie cause who’s not fucked our their mind on a bunch of drugs for Christmas.

“Why yes kids, I really love snow. That’s why I’m putting it up my nose.”

If our leaders were playing a decent civ game, they wouldn’t be leaders. The leaders would be saying to themselves “One more turn and I’ll quit”.

Maybe I have spent way too much time on the internet. That Wii Remote shape looks like it’s for someone’s pleasure.

That explains why clown porn is always trending.

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Then Chris Hanson steps out of the shadows.

It drives billionaires insane know that they are losing at the imaginary numbers game.

What a nice family tradition. I wonder if they all use the same cloth to clean up?

I will second this. So much fun trying to figure out, “Are they a man child?” or “High school teacher who is burnt out from teaching?” or “Would you want to run into this person in a dark alleyway?”

"Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool.”

I’m a level 5 vegan. I won’t eat anything that casts a shadow.

Superliminal is why I joined the Navy.