Lol yep

I’m usually scrubbing vigorously, which shakes it free sometimes. I mean, what am I? Mr. Perfect? I’m supposed to drop my dish into this metal sink and break it? Sometimes, it happens.

You’re a lame turd.

Then your sleeve is possessed by the spirits of SAS commando who silently rolls down your arm , and before you know it, your sleeves is soaked.

Ya but when ya fling shit every where…it tends to start to smell.

I’m 33, but man, am I glad I found forums with open minded people…to be a hateful bigot in today’s age…just doesn’t make sense to me.

A lot of folks can’t take jokes. They think everything everyone says is 100%. For the most part, when people get really hateful, even when making jokes, that’s when they tell you the truth. That’s my opinion, though.

Goddamn I love that shit. You know how many times I’ve been told I’m wrong for being an Atheist because “the Bible says God is real!” That line never gets old, I tell ya what.

I feel honored he chose my birthday as the day he decided to depart this mortal realm to go rest upon his throne. The man was a legend.

But that’s the thing it doesn’t gotta be perfect, just a little better. We can still handle some suffering, but goddamn could we atleast afford a house to suffer in?