Sabata

Your school was well funded.

You asking us to not talk about our nazi president who bought the election second hand?

Don’t forget about the “meat” wafers on the “burger”.

I thought the rich had scales.

The weird fever dream you get after writing code for too long…

I am plugged directly into the matrix.

Did you at least send “Nice.” back? That’s an impressive amount of cheese.

ancient lovecraftian gods

Rule34 still got you covered.

I liked the old built in media player in Windows 7…

Ai will rick roll you with youtube links sometimes. The meme has transcended humans.

I don’t know where else you could find enough work to sustain yourself other than furry porn and hentai before Ai. Post Ai, even that is gone.

My only side hussle worthy skill is fixing computers and I rather swallow a hot soldering iron than meet a stranger and get money involved.

Art seems like a side hussle or a hobby not a main job. I can’t think of a faster way to hate your own passion.

I wanted to work as a programmer but getting a degree tought me I’m too poor to do it as a job as I need 6 more papers and to know the language for longer than it existed to even interview to earn the grind. Having fun building a stupid side project to bother my friends though.

If your motives are profit, you can draw furry porn or get a real job.

Do you trust every device you buy without question?

Tape a raspberry pi to the wall with some relays and a temperature sensor dangling and call it a day. Anything else is spying on you.

Knowing someones name is a bit too intimate for my taste.

But that cable can’t summon Kel’Tuzad unlike the router.

The first and last time.

Running for office under the banner of beheading CEOs might sincerely get you elected.

That would get my vote.