One scoop of shit in a sandwich is better than two, but it’s still a shit sandwich.
Miles O'Brien
Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.
Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.
Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.
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I park next to an 80s beetle with over 350k on the odometer. My own truck is from the 90s with 280k.
I work with a guy who daily drives his dad’s old Mercedes. While he inherited it, it wasn’t a “project car” or anything, it was a daily driver kept in good repair. Honestly, you put on a new clear coat, detail the interior? It feels no more than a few years old. 500k miles.
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•I love Yoko Ono because she trolled boomers so hard they're still mad about it 50 years laterEnglish
216·15 days agoI make Yoko Ono-quality art every single day of my life.
I just usually flush it, and haven’t bothered trying to show other people since I was about 6.
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Privacy@lemmy.ml•I didn't realize my LG TV was spying on me until I turned off this settingEnglish
0·16 days agoThat’s fair.
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Privacy@lemmy.ml•I didn't realize my LG TV was spying on me until I turned off this settingEnglish
0·16 days agoThe obvious choice is “don’t buy tvs that might do this” but if you’ve already got one, open up the case, find the wifi antenna, and pull the little connection out.
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memes@lemmy.world•It's totally safe. What are you afraid of?English
41·20 days agoOf course teleporters make a copy of the original.
Unless there’s a malfunction in the dilithium encabulator matrix, then it would make you some sort of vacant, soulless husk that traps people in pattern buffers for fun in order to try and feel something after multiple lifetimes of torture and pain…
That never happens though.
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memes@lemmy.world•Why is this cursor bigger than my sense of direction?English
5·2 months agoLooks like a game based on the pixellated stuff at the bottom, probably battlefront? Not sure since I haven’t played all the games recently.
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memes@lemmy.world•never gonna run around and desert youEnglish
109·2 months agoJust a guess based on “covid” and “candles”, a ton of people negatively reviewed candles for not smelling good/right/at all, not realizing they had lost their sense of smell from covid at the time.
I know my spouse had the realization our cold was covid because we couldn’t smell the candles we had bought (and smelled) the week before.
I love games that allow me to have a “decoration set” of armor that doesn’t change stats.
Then I get my maxed out magic regen AND look like a badass.
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memes@lemmy.world•Like a beautiful painted canvasEnglish
15·3 months agoI used to think my own sight was bad enough. I get little tiny Starbursts around lights. And I mean tiny. This dot - • - would look like the same dot with a / plastered on top.
Finding out the OP picture is how my wife sees the world at night was a little mind blowing. I knew it could get bad, but damn.
Look,
unless you want to spend some time in the pattern buffer, don’t complain.it’ll be sorted out soon.
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Elon Musk travels with as many as 20 bodyguardsEnglish
14·5 months agoThey said “stupid”, not “evil”
Although I’d argue that any billionaire not actively dumping the bulk of their wealth and influence to sort out world hunger, homelessness, and inequality is being evil.
To anyone who doesn’t want to watch videos, it’s a reference to “Beauty and The Beast”, specifically the intro where the entire town sings a song containing lines such as "look there she goes that girl is so peculiar, " “yes she’s strange, no question” and “what a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle” (her name) the whole time she is walking around town, well within hearing distance.
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memes@lemmy.world•I have dozens. I can't let go.English
12·6 months agoI worked as a bike tech for a sporting goods store and replaced most of the store tools with my own. The ones they had were all the cheapest crap from ebay or Amazon or something. One of the wrenches snapped on the first group of bikes we built when the store opened.
A nice tool that feels good in the hand will pay for itself with the comfort it provides.
I had to threaten to sue them because when they fired a bunch of us and barred us from the store, they tried to say those tools belong to them even after sending them the receipts for everything. And informing them where the box of original tools went. And having to call someone still in the store to bring me out the most expensive tool there and they had the audacity to tell me that me taking it would make their jobs harder because there was no replacement for it and if I could just be reasonable they’ll have a replacement in a month so I can come back then.
Just a guess, but when the person you’re replying to says “nestle” they mean “the company of nestle, it’s employees and all their bullshit” rather than “this specific person from the company” like most people…
I doubt many people are under the illusion that major players in any company are directly involved with astroturfing on websites they don’t own.
It’s always going to be a low level employee, possibly even an unpaid intern.
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memes@lemmy.world•The Reaper Clocking OvertimeEnglish
15·6 months ago
man it must’ve sucked so much ass being a nurse during COVID
Hands down, no question. It was still the early days, april 2020, so I am a bit less forgiving than later in 2020. Nurses already got the short end of the medical stick even before covid
this instance was just particularly memorable.
A nurse once told me to “mind my own fucking business” when I said “are you fucking kidding me?” to seeing her pull off her mask to cough into her hand and go back to the shit she was working on during covid lock downs. In the ER nurses station, surrounded by nurses with asks completely down or with noses poking out.
10/10
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
26·6 months agoYeah, but so are 40%, by their own admission.
I’m not going to tell you you’re wrong about having a type of advantage due to size, but I will say in actual fights, unless you’re against someone the size of Halfþor Bjornsson, it won’t matter enough to protect you.
And when it comes to knife fights, one person dies on the spot, the other gets to die on the way to the hospital.
Someone once said “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”
Keep attending self-defense classes and learn to kick assailant ass the proper way!