Yep, your choices were get good or get got

Nice

Just gotta get a prominent “Fuck Elon Musk” bumper sticker and you’re good

Install WSL

Mac should have dd, I’d assume lsblk as well not lsblk though. There’s fdisk though

Pray

American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia

Lol

Sorry, but I cannot abide the Dutch

Unless there’s tritium in it (which is unlikely, half-life is too short)

Alcohol also acts as an NMDA antagonist like ketamine or nitrous oxide, so the feeling is quite different from benzos

Well no shit, state-sanctioned terrorism is always legal according to the state that sanctions the terrorism

Is the listed jacket even real? ‘Prometheus Designs’ Jacket absolutely sounds like a meme.

You know Prometheus was the good guy, despite whatever Zeus says, right?

From what I know of suppressor prices (with legal suppressors requiring literally all of the paperwork and the filing fees to go with it), that suppressor seems like the best deal in the meme

Edit: Well, the second best deal.

I suspect the backpack is the only correct one because it’s so obvious, and then the others are just the meme riffing on it not being a cheap backpack.

If I had money to burn I’d be buying that backpack tbh

Email and GPG is always an option

medium-talent

You take that back

The constant heat and the constant turnover of food/water keep it food-safe

While not exactly a bouncer, I like Quassel

Well I use key-based login for security; obscurity just keeps the network congestion down