And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil

So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts

About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:

“Fuck!”

Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

Man this is good

Sweet dreams are made of deez

Into Thin Air. I think they made a movie, but I read the book.

One thing I didn’t learn until this year was that gymnastics is scored two ways. Execution starts at 10.0 and has points deducted for each error. Difficulty starts at zero and increases based on the composition of the required elements, and how they are connected.

Besides, gymnastics is one of the original Olympic sports

Some are only 30 cents! At least they were…

I agree, cash is fun in Germany. I think it really helps that the 1 and 2 euro coins are available and used in circulation. It was so nice going into the Späti and buying a beer with a single coin.

Change feels unnecessary in the States since the highest denomination that’s widely circulated is the quarter dollar. There are dollar coins, but they are hardly ever used.