The maintenance part crushed me. Most of my other self hosted home setup, I fiddle with at most 2-3 times a year. Next cloud, I logging in at least once a month because something wasn’t working.

Pretty much.

Maybe I’m some rare unicorn. But I have NEVER successfully got a job filling out forms like this. It’s a huge waste of my time.

Which is the real message here:

Bottle your trauma.

Eat bugs.

Fuck hot lady lions.

Welp, time to create the reverse app and tag houses that are religious.

Do what you want with that information.

You should make a movie with Elliot page using fake slang that nobody would ever use.