So I pulled out my robe and wizard hat.

Haha either way, I was just goofin’.

Chin up, ya ugly bastard.

Captain Planet, mother fucker. Don’t summon me again, unless you ready for that pain.

Only when I make it myself. I’m picky. Also I use hot sauce as a salad dressing.

Feels like fark.com all over again.

Is this why your meatloaf always smells funky?

You just unlocked a memory. My grandparents bought us a computer that had ME installed in 2001. It was a nightmare.

Did it awaken something in you?