Nougat

We are all playing in a World of Darkness game on this glorious day.

I mean, what else was he gonna do?

All right, yes, I get it. But –

All of those automated systems exist in large part to minimize human error. That Windows UAC prompt that you hate so much exists to minimize human error. Any time you find yourself up against something that makes you say “Why can’t I just do the thing I want to do?” it’s in order to minimize human error.

Shrimps are fuckin pointy

I farted a thought.

I sure hope so.

FFS, how many times are you going to post this?

Our dog is an expert at doing dog things:

• Wagging
• Barking at neighbors
• Chewing bones
• Barking at package delivery
• “Sit pretty”
• Barking at squirrels
• Ball
• Barking at nothing

What else are pets for?

Trick question: Sisyphus is never happy.

Ha, I love that the bus is the one with a professional driver.

Expensive Rear engine Yellow

I am in this picture and I don’t like it.

I’ll be there at H:00.

Am I a crow?

I’ll walk your kneecap

You need to do a “weird cooking” channel.

This is what I used before work took away my nice phone and replaced it with a bullshit iPhone. Switched to Overcast since PA is not available for iOS.

Since Nov 13, 2006?

Don’t forget “Time spent eating a snack so that you have the energy to figure out and prepare what you actually want to eat.”