The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Technically only your hands need to pass the threshold. You don’t need to touch anything outside, bar the package itself.

They can pry it from my cold dead hands.

Or you could sacrifice yourself, you murderous bastard.

My company insists on expiring passwords every 28 days, and prevents reuse of the last 24 passwords. Passwords must be 14+ characters long, with forced minimum complexity requirements. All systems automatically lock or logout after 10 minutes of inactivity, so users are forced to type in their credentials frequently throughout the day.

Yes people suck with creating decent credentials, but it’s the company’s security policies breeding that behavior.

Sorry, why is cleaner #2 in the list?

Farmers, Engineers, Police/Fire/Ambulance, Teachers, etc…

Would have been cheaper drinking tap water, and not tasting the sugar monster spunk in your mouth.

Reminds me of the Tobacco Instrustry setting up the “Tobacco Institute”, to disprove any links between smoking being addictive, and lung cancer.

They were constantly gaslighting the public, even tried to discredit the Surgeon General for his report on second hand smoke.

It’s never accidental…

You click a link in an MS app and it launches Edge regardless of the default browser setting, then plays it off as a “feature”.

Every. Fucking. Time.