I think you have them backwards, surely the Charizard is the granddad

If I’m honest, I’ve never heard of elf on a shelf, other than in posts like this.

Yeah, fair enough for the general case. I do think their situation is a good one though.

It worked for a friend of mine. They were friends, he kept trying to get her to date him and after a year of pestering she caved. They’re engaged now.

I assume this is from Scrubs but I don’t remember this scene?

Can we make it a rubber duck? I’d like to be able to debug my code at any time.

“smoking” and “cured” mean something else when talking about meat