Just to make it clear, the second part was a joke.

About the other, relatives actually got 6 chickens. The main investment is time and land, and occasionally a trip to the vet. Given the US prices… if you eat eggs regularly and don’t want to miss it then I’d assume it’s cheaper, would have to ask for a details myself though (they jokingly said once they would save a ton in the US right now). It heavily depends on outside factors though (less land, dangers = more expensive).

The journey might take you across scary CLI land in case your GUI broke once again.

Building a small den to hold 2 to 4 chickens is cheaper in the long run.

For the city: Renting a parking spot and turning an old junker into a chicken den is also probably cheaper. Just make sure to secure it against egg thiefs.

If you count syrup, then yes.

Could make it f2fs, but I’d bet Windows doesn’t support that.

They could try it, however it would cause the US to blow up internally in every way imaginable. It would be a surefire way to cause another civil war.

And like the original he’s also taking drugs (although Adolf didn’t have Ketamine).

If Elon can deadname his own child we can deadname his indeed very dead platform.

So basically like in… Trump voice …“CHEINA!”

He literally forced everyone on twitter to read his shit. Now he’s at the core of the US government, already taking shots at the media. Take a guess.

A laptop that lacks the bottom part. Really useless most of the time.

Never gonna give you up

It’s a way to tell if you’re living in some kind of extremism. Satire is meant to hyperbolize reality to highlight uncomfortable truths in a way you can vent about it through laughter (really struggling with my english here, but I hope you get what I mean). If it’s nearly impossible to do so anymore… you’re screwed.

With a music taste too narrow of course your body hurts. Heavy metal might be productive to carry but perhaps add some

• A cappella to avoid carrying instruments too
• Trance to chill as you walk
• Hiphop to avoid hurdles
• Rap to get help from the homies
• Rock to throw at your enemies
• Country to summon a horse
• Power Metal to ride with the elder gods
• House to rest in

And its uselessness has been proven for years now. But not like anyone cares, instead pupils now get awful laptops (that like to catch fire) full of surveillance software. Great times.

I think it’s a general issue of any community that’s organized around a belief and/or got ousted by society for too long I guess. Of course there’ll always be people who are like this from the beginning, perhaps due to trauma, bad upbringing, bad education or whatever.

Gotta imagine a militant vegan bible-belt Linux FOSS-Bro… oh my god…

It’s even hard to keep track. Just heard that Musk killed your free accessible way to file taxes online, then that Senators are denied access to government buildings under his orders. Yesterday it was something about concentration camps for immigrants and ICE. It’s like the speed the original nazis did it but doubled, you might just need 2 months for the complete collapse of democracy instead of around 4.

One fascism vs. the other fascism, and everyone loses.

Mmh, I see. This might be either a difference in language or culture then. 🤔 In german it would not just be very rude to call someone paranoid, it’s also definitely rhetorically linked to a state of mental illness (basically telling them they’re fucked in the head / crazy). At least where I’m coming from.

Please don’t misuse the term ‘paranoid’ like that. It’s a medical term for a serious condition and we really don’t need to start labeling ourselves like that, others already do that for us way too often.