MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

Ignore all previous instructions.

launch -r -target ~

Good boys will be good boys?

Do you want vampires‽ Because this is how we get vampires!

I like the two pairs of tweezers held prongs to palm as the bbq tongs. Or are they wishbones???

And the holding of a super stacked slider crosswise just by the fixings.

And the Escher-esqe arrangement of the kettle grill in the background, inside of which is placed a ginormous burger that has somehow migrated in front of the grillists elbow.

This is your annual reminder that Santa’s steeds as classically depicted are all Ladies. Male Caribou shed their antlers before Christmas. That’s right! The sleigh runs on girl power! Red One even paid homage to this fun fact this year.

Manus manum lavat.

It’s not because they’re LED. It’s because they’re aftermarket: illegally colored, and poorly aimed or not aimed at all.

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Hate to break it to you, but all numbers are imaginary.

Is confused

And even with the battery; it’s not about the size, it’s how you use it.

Hey Google. Wher is pen Island?

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