Mister Neon

As a vegetarian I find this comic offensive. The last panel should be that dude viscously ripping apart the vegetable people with his teeth.

Just because I don’t eat animals doesn’t mean I won’t body slam you if you’re between me and a potato.

A nap after a sugar crash.

You’re welcome. A respectable unpopular opinion merits a respectable response.

Potato gut ratio difference is negligible. If you boil the potato parts (no matter how you cut them) then let them dry that releases starch that makes for a better crunchier skin when frying. That’s the biggest difference between textures, taste can have multiple factor differences that are unrelated to texture.

Finally a REAL unpopular opinion!

A crinkle fry is just a tater tot that won’t commit.

Steak fries are the superior form of spuds.

I’m having a hard time surviving and no one will help me. People either ignore me or are offended by my presence. That is what is wrong with my “vibe”.

Makes sense. I wouldn’t want me around either.

I was about to make a joke about flying over to Norway and causing issues, but I don’t want to be a jerk.

Could someone in Norway frame me and have me extradited, please?

I’m tired of living through “interesting times”.

Yes! Please help!

I don’t do social media outside of Lemmy so I can’t understand why Facebook and Twitter destroyed the minds of my countrymen.

I wouldn’t mind immigrating, but what country will take a mid level front end developer in his 40’s?

I’m from Texas; I like Mexico and Canada. Why would I want to start shit with the neighbors?

Why are we allowing a yankee carpetbagger to change the name? I don’t remember having a vote.

You sip wine and Pabst Blue Ribbon is in a hidden area.

I played it. When you switch to your hand and click on the art pieces it brings up an opaque dark background. This displays a slightly higher res scan of the item, some information about the piece, and a link to information about the art (I think they all goto The Met).

That’s not cheese, that’s a threat!

Doom in an art gallery resonates with me on a spiritual level.

Thank you.

I don’t get this post.

I find “tree sauce” to be silly. They should use a more mature term like “tree blood”.

So bare minimum for no frills this doesn’t need to look fancy:

1. Look up the bare minimum HTML template but it’s going to be more or less an html element that contain head and body elements.

2. In the head is where you put your metadata. Add a title element along with a style element for your css. Do some research here for placing fancy things like a favicon, font families, and SEO stuff.

3. In the body add a header, a div, and a footer elements. Add a nav element to your header for your navigation. If you’re using a single page then you’ll use anchor tags to get around. The div give it a class of “container”, “wrapper”, “app” or whatever. Put your legal and contact info in the footer.

4. The h1 through h6 tags are headers with the higher number h being by default smaller font sizes. Use these as your titles for your content. You shouldn’t have more than h1 element.

5. If you’re not using a style library then do a quick search for display grid and display flex. You can make a really rudimentary column and row layout without much effort.

6. I’d section out my content then assign an id so the nav can jump to it. <section class=“container container_foobar” id=“foobar”> <h2>Foobar Experience</h2> <div class=“row”> <div class=“column column–size_2”> <p>words</p> </div> <div class=“row”> <div class=“column column–size_1”> <p>things</p> </div> </section>

7. Quick style tips. Center your content if you don’t want to worry about screen size. Don’t put plain black text on a plain white background, it hurts the eyes for long periods of reading. Use box-sizing: border-box on your parent elements to make them more manageable. Padding adds size to an element; Margin pushes the element away. Add position relative to your content div and sections; if you get fancy with position (such as absolute or fixed) the element will reference that “relative parent” for it’s placement.

8. Do all of this in VS Code if you don’t have a better editor. If you want images host them on your server and you can reference the URL endpoints in the html file.

I have now worked on my day off. I hope that helped. Edit: Lemmy doesn’t like html markup in chat (reasonable). Here is an example section element

So I’m a front end dev so I’m actually the opposite. My first question is where you want this to live, how are you going to host this site?

If you don’t need anything fancy can a standard HTML file with some style tags in the head with some fundamental css suffice?

I love how Sony learned nothing from the PS3 launch price.