Maybe if several more CEOs and C Suite suits are murdered in the street, then my insurance rates will only rise by single digits next year.

Probably a third location, just to be safe.

Yeah, I wrote that poorly. I’m going to leave it as a warning to future generations.

No, you don’t. That’s the point of piracy. Corporations extract every bit of wealth from the consumer class to the point that they don’t even notice piracy, other than to decry it as a great evil. Nobody is going out of business.

When it comes to corporations, steal everything.

I was vegan for 8 years and during that time I didn’t talk to anyone about it other than to say, “I don’t eat that.”

I say that to say this - vegans are insufferable and a large reason why I quit the community and went back to omnivore. Even after 8 years, other vegans were still ‘more vegan’ and would nitpick the dumbest stuff.

“Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool.”

Shut up with that. Let me eat my damn fruit.

I was healthier though. But, to be fair, I was younger.

PPE was worth it. 10/10. Would go into debt again.

If I didn’t have online games I would cut my wrists and overdose. The games are that good at supporting my mental health.