Maybe. Pourquoi tu pues du tron?

Now I’m a person.

Oh. I get it now.
Still possibly a spoon, though.

I’m so not getting the joke, I’m wondering if I’m a spoon or a person.

France : I’d call cubed potatoes in mayonnaise a salad. A proper potato salad would have sliced pickles and diced ham, but still.

Snot banshee. The insult I didn’t know I needed. Thank you.

Eggs are trans people before they’ve hatched. When they still don’t realize, or aren’t sure.