Hey, let’s apply this logic to genders!

Can it work entirely locally?

They don’t need a warrant because rules are for those of us who are ruled.

Yeah well you try implementing physics to prevent activity from being contrived!

Naw, they only like it when you are with them 100% on every detail of their extremes.

Naw, those people are just manipulators and domineers who want everyone around them following the rules they benefit from.

There isn’t a non political community here. Every mod of every community makes sure of it.

You really gonna come in here with a “want privacy? Must be because you’re a criminal.”? Get the fuck out.

There’s a reason I tell people that if I ever met God or Santa Claus, of beat their ass for assuming my end of the deal without me.

Super Saiyan 7 is actually invincible.

Remember, if you don’t vote, you’re voting for the bad guy!

You’d have loved to s see the mod log for r/Artisanvideos. So many people thought it was the ideal place to plug their shit with high traffic and low post count. I was not polite about banning them. Especially stupid goddamn Gruyere cheese. I had to blacklist their YouTube channel.

You’re gonna see that a lot on Lemmy unless you fall in line and don’t say anything they wanna call a “dog whistle”.

Ew

I can escape tomorrow.

They’ll learn 'em!

I’m gonna have to make a buster call.

Did you do a crime? Well as the authority round these parts, you know I get a cut.

Here ya go ya fuckin tool: https://democrats.org/where-we-stand/the-issues/preventing-gun-violence/

Need anything else? I can hold your hand while you shit if you pay enough. You’re clearly rich enough to never go outside.