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Cake day: May 7th, 2024
  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldtoToday I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that my entire childhood was a LIE! English
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    25 days ago

    I’m from the universe where everyone has really really big dicks. So imagine my surprise when I get here and find your politicians and global leaders mostly have small dick energy, and they have no balls.

    You guys have much better county fair food though. Have you ever had an elephant ear? Don’t worry! No actual elephants were harmed in the making of this food. And it’s much better than fresh cucumber on a stick.

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldtoSelfhosted@lemmy.world•Logitech will brick its $100 Pop smart home buttons on October 15 - Ars TechnicaEnglish
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    29 days ago

    Boycotting Logitech is easy moving forward; Don’t buy their crap.

    You’re like 5 years too late on that for me. I bought a mouse in 2019. And in 2020 the mouse died. Wouldn’t even turn on. Wouldn’t charge. Dead.

    I call up logitech, and ask what my options are. Basically my options are “fuck you”. Couldn’t even send it in for repair at all.

    Compare this to 2005. I had a mouse in those days I paid $200 for. Which in those days was quite a bit. My then girlfriend broke my mouse. So I called logitech to ask how much it cost to fix. I had the mouse about 2-3 years at that point. So I knew it wasn’t under warrenty, but I figure maybe repair is cheaper than buying a new one.

    Guy on the phone says “Nah, I’ll just ship you one”. And I was confused. I asked “Oh. How much is that?” And he says “Don’t even worry about it. Lets just send you a replacement.”

    Week later I had a free replacement on my doorstep. Instant recurring customer.

    But now? Between deminishing product quality, disappearing customer service, and enshitified policies, I no longer feel like I’m a logictech customer for the past 5 years. This after being a huge cheerleader of theirs since the early 2000s. Maybe late 90s.

    These companies do not seem to get that the easiest way to generate consistant revenue is with repeat business. I’m no longer a logitech customer, but I still have a lot of logitech products. Whenever they die, they’ll be replaced with something else.

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world•Seriously, after all that work?
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    1 month ago

    Well that’s because they don’t like you! You’re not well liked in the spider community. You wouldn’t like it if some astroid fell down and destroyed your home, and took away all your food.

    So now spiders don’t invite you to their raves, and Spiderman won’t save you. And he’ll even save J Jonah Jameson. Admittedly begrudgingly so.

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldtoUnpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Feminism needs to be renamedEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Ok, how about this…what if we did the patriarchy but different. Instead of being male dominant, it was just no dominance at all? Instead, we’d have marbles. And everybody gets the same amount of marbles. But the marbles don’t mean anything. Even if you took someone elses marbles, you just have 10 marbles instead of 5. But 10 marbles doesn’t do anything differently than 5 marbles. You just have 10 marbles. Same as you would today.

    So then, when it comes to things like money, and power, and dominance…no. No money. No power. No influence. No dominance. Just everybody gets 5 marbles.

    And instead of calling it the patriarchy, we can call it Flornandia. A word I just made up.

    Now, as it pertains to the giant rubber ducks…