Don’t listen to this guy. Stick your hand in MY bag. There’s no bullet ants in here. Just reach in, and grab the handle inside, and shake it to release the ants.

Yeah girl, shake it real hard! Just like that! Yeeeeaaaahhhhh…

Really feels like the wrong community for this.

Sully Undoes Desktop Operatingsystems

Step 1, your new name is Bubba.

That says more about how stupidly expensive MacOS is, than it does how popular Linux is.

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

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Really? You’re just offering? Alright. One of each please!

dresses up in cat costume

Dum-dum!!!

Can I have your steam deck? I promise to play games on it, and maybe watch porn on the toilet.

“Aka The quartering”

Yeah, that does not help one bit with me knowing who this is…

Which of course will be garbled nonsense, but it did exactly what you asked.

Is it possible that someone took a copy of hitlers book, shoved it into VLC, took the video it spit out, and somehow we got a president from that process? Garbled nonsense. Highly racist. But it did what you asked!

Wait…does this explain Mark Zuckerberg? They put a piece of cellery, mixed with dog shit, and out comes Mark Zuckerberg who’s almost a real boy?

Rallys/Checkers fries? Or Burger King? Because there is a HUGE difference!

Or Wendys?

Or McDonalds?

WHOSE FRIES ARE WE TALKING ABOUT??? I WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS ON FRENCH FRIES!!!

George george, george of the jungle! Strong as a bumblebee! WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!!!

Tape? Like, actual cassette tape? Oh, if thats the case, there’s so much more new additions since then. You’d need like 5 more tapes!

And also…ya know…transfering them over to a more modern format.

…who has free electricity, and how do I get in on that?

What would you doooOOOOOooooo… for a Klondike bar with an old dell server?

Or ICE agent. Dealers choice.

What about George George George of the jungle?

I think it’s a plaid color flag! With polka dots! And sprinkles!!!