Ohh yeah, I’ve also had that feeling. The Midwest is awfully like that, I’ll vouch for it.

Then I suggest you read it. Or at least look at the example posts. They’re quite ordinary. Lol

That’s the first thing I’d teach them so I won’t be lynched for being a witch!

Fast food, fast family values. At least he’s consistent.

Idk about unfuckable given that he has 10 more kids than the average Westerner, but I’m 100% behind troglodyte.

Oh this is me right now. I showed up to work with a stomach ache. And while that’s gone, my body can’t handle being alive right now.

Bro what’s the big deal? Just get a straw.

Not advocating for understimulated vaginas to keep 'em fresh. 💀

*aiming at your car* Oh, it’s gonna be fun alright!

Ok this one’s new to me!

There will most likely be death and bomb threats canceling some events, unfortunately. We’ve seen that before.

I swear months have telometers. They get shorter every year!

My reasons are two-fold: Some research indicates that you get better performance out of it if you’re nice because it imitates people, and I also like being nice. wearenotthesame.jpg

AHK grammar is a fucking mess, honestly.

Thanks for including an alternative you’d recommend!

Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬

Just like how Amazon drivers don’t read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️

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Isn’t that just OnlyFans?

ಠ_ಠ *eye twitch intensifies*

I realized when I moved on to do other things. Oh well.