“Guy with a brain implant cut me off in traffic, so I used a hacking device to make him feel uncomfortable with his gender.”

I’m sure someone will cherry pick the semantics, but that’s the gist of it.

If it’s a closed system, your IT department has the keys. Ask them to adjust it.

I previously worked for a remote only company with similar roadblocks. The best option I found was to have the Macs shipped directly to a tech to be configured on their network (with their network profile configured in pre enrollment for ease of use) then ship it to the end user afterwards. The end users liked the “white glove” service.

I worked for many years in endpoint management and actually like Macs. They’re not difficult to manage once you get the hang of it. In this oddly specific scenario, though, Windows would definitely be easier because the users could just login with their 365 account for provisioning.

You’re doing something wrong. If the devices are pre-enrolled in JAMF and you’ve configured PreStage Enrollment properly, they’ll automatically connect to corporate wifi on boot without needing a local user account or manual wifi connection.

Are you using JAMF or another management environment? Devices automatically enroll once purchased and pull down the management settings upon boot. It’s essential for enterprise environments.

Nice.

I woofed at my dog today and he lost his absolute shit. Idk what I said in dog code but it must have been insulting.

…Is that a quote from Spy Kids?

AFAIK consumer MS accounts don’t allow you to lock down access to a single IP. Adding MFA may help. If that doesn’t work, contact MS support and see if they can add a geolock to the account to only allow auth attempts from your country.

MS may also be able to change the email address then add your old one as an alias.

I think I’ve Pavlov’d myself into instantly falling asleep once I feel the fan

You just want an old-school NVR camera setup. These don’t need to be connected to the internet, it just records to a hard drive on the NVR. I’ve hooked up dozens of these at small businesses. Schwann is a good brand. You can probably grab a 2nd-hand setup for cheap on your local marketplace app.

OK but are the new nuggets good tho? I’ve been tempted to try them.

Agreed, I always wait for the last year to check my Duolingo Year in Review. Gotta finish up those last couple days to see the big picture.

Are you sure the the documentation isn’t saying (5) M2 x L11?

Mine would. He would just scream “FOOD” every hour of every day, regardless of if he was just fed.

Ay nice Duolingo streak

There are types of loans that require 0% down. It’s difficult, though, because monthly payments will be higher. Still a valid approach in some parts of the country. I managed to buy my first home this way with no help from my parents - and yes it was in the Midwest where no one wants to live.

Only in Germany in a test of a lower Premium plan so far.

I’m also in PA. The ticks have been horrible this season because it’s not getting cold enough at night to kill them. I’ve never seen this before.

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i’m sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it’s red everywhere and she’s obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she’s got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she’s not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she’s still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she’s not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh shit, she looks like she’s in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

“sir, i’m sorry, there’s nothing we can do”

“WHY THE FUCK NOT???”

“we don’t operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce”