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Ben Hur Horse Race
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Cake day: June 13th, 2023
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yes… well, its about this guy, you know? his name is ben hur, and his childhood friend from rome comes back to and ben hur wont help him take over his homeland. then tiles fall off of this roof and then the roman guy uses it as an excuse to jail ben hur’s sister and mother to get him to help, but it only makes him freak out. so, he gets consigned to a slave ship where there’s a battle and he saves his captor’s life, which endears him to his captor, so the captor takes him back to rome where he ranks up a bit and has high status as a horse racer in the colosseum. ben hur leaves to go find his old roman buddy and take revenge, and he meets this arab horse trainer (played horribly embarrassingly by a white dude in brown face) and they make friends. ben hur goes back and basically fucks his old slave woman, then challenges the roman dude in a massive horse race where he basically kills him. turns out all this time the mother and sister were in prison they contracted leprosy, so ben hur goes and gets them from the leper colony. jesus is crucified nearby and his blood drips off the cross and cures the mother and sister of leprosy.
its three and a half hours long. its super campy and over-acted. it used to be on tv when my wife was a kid and now we get high and watch it around easter. its fuckin hysterical…
i have a “save webp as” firefox extension that is good as well… sorry no link Im too busy
peace and love peace and love
he did. he said “I am the Resident Evil”
bad day: alcohol
excellent day, celebrate: alcohol
its raining and we’re stuck in: alcohol
beautiful sunny day: corona w/ lime
ITS TRUE
in my forties I finally have it but holy fuck I messed that word up for like 35 years
8·3 months agohey asshole, trade wars are good, and easy to win!
i swear to god you can get in line behind our eternally healthy, young, sexy god-king or you can get ooooout
voip.ms has been great, and I was able to get help through the chat window basically immediately each time I needed it
2·4 months agoyeah im not sure im so into that thing. or chicago
Ok i was confusing a chicago dog with something else… that looks pretty wild.
just to say though, a dodger dog is my preferred way of topping a hot dog, its interesting that you just think of it as normal
well the dodger dog is the superior hot dog. raw white onion, pickle relish, ketchup, mustard. perfection
these are a great design, but this is in no way a meme, and is effectively an ad for something you’re selling published in a meme community, is it not?
how do you know its intentional?
its breathtaking, I suggest you try it
thanks for posting this. im outrageously hung over and this made me laugh out loud sitting alone in this restaurant