Hey,

What? You OK?

Even if he is born in 1988, he could have picked a non-Nazi suffix for his username.

He knows what he’s doing.

How convenient.

If I were born in 1988 I would not put an encoded “88” in my username. I wouldn’t want people to think I was dogwhistling.

So he can dogwhistle with impunity. Lucky guy.

Magic. Two others at random.

If you have to ask, you’re #1.

🙄 That’s your answer to everything.

What’s the three-digit pager code for societal collapse?

We will age and die in our office chairs, and our Zalpha children will burn our bodies to fuel their air conditioners. We will finally find our purpose. Don’t worry about us: we are content enough.

We’ve been around for like sixty years now. If we were milk we would have developed culture. But we’re not so we didn’t.

If they make it too hard I’ll stop watching. I have no intention of watching their ads (ads are psychological abuse), and they charge way-yyy too much for premium.

Reasonable point. I shall cogitate on that.

Exactly. If that money has been paid as tax, it might have done more good. He didn’t want people to decide democratically how to spend the money; he wanted to control it himself.

Oh Jesus. Imagine what Nigel Farage would say if he overheard me giving the measurements of my curtains in centimeters. He’d have me catapulted to Rwanda.

It’s because we’re stuck with a bunch of twats who can’t let go of the past. They’ll stick with Imperial measurements, mostly because the word looks like “Imperialist” and that’s the side they want to be on. Jacob Rees-Mogg is a wrought-iron dildo.

I vote it for Best Supporting Caption.