Earl Jam

You can have different kinds of beers (or like me, since my vice of choice is cannabis, joints) on different kinds of days.

I dunno what to say. I never got any viruses. I scanned everything before I opened it and never downloaded any exes.

i could have figured out panpharmacon. diacatholicon sounds like that meeting they have to choose a new pope

You maniacs! You blew it all up!

Hot dog earth has nothing on BratwEarth

I put my music collection (40gb) on my phone, listen to it with musicolet. One of my playlists is 72 hours with no repeats, so I don’t get bored with the same music like the radio.

we could save a lot of money if we simply launch the astrobillionaires via catapult

what about parts of dead people? wasn’t there a rocket you could have your ashes sent up in?

Excuse me but salty is just another part of the cheese pyramid

When I was in college one of my neighbors would light a candle on the porch and then sprinkle creamer on it. Made quite the fireball.

I want to try one of those yellow biting onions

A friend of mine who worked at a sandwich shop introduced me to spike. I normally want my tomatoes cooked, but seasoned with spike is pretty good too

I like the flavor of vinegar. That’s why I put on mayo, mustard…

Those are very low calorie owls

Death can take a seat I’m making ribs

Coulda been a really sick chicken I guess

Most of them. The sonnet I wrote about wanting to poop when I was in the hospital with a bowel obstruction? I’m pretty sure that’s still there.

Is the poop deck really what I think it is

Did the soup already get mentioned?