I’ve never seen anyone else masturbate on screen for hours on end and been so bored to tears!
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Upvoted because at first you were describing the auto-fellatio that is a Kubrick movie, but then you had to bring up the Godfather DX
8·15 days agoCan you wait a few days to post this? Tisn’t Wednesday, my dude!
Joke aside, very well done my dude! I wish you the best of discipline and luck on your journey
3·1 month ago*Eye meen feal free too spell it that whey, just bee prepeared four anouied snarkie peepole
41·1 month agoNo you’re supposed to read this and be furious!
Not read this and think “how would a monopoly on eggs in preindustrial China exist, this story smells of bullshit”
How does one have a monopoly on eggs in a non-hypetindustrial country? Did grandpa invent the chicken and visit every village and start renting out hens XD
I don’t want a solution, I want to be mad! Ten minutes of searching for a guide a ten year old could follow? Who do you think I am???
Nah, you’re mistaken, making a mislabeled pasta that is mislabeled as pizza is firmly a Chicago thing!
Detroit Deep Dish is an excellent thicc and crunchy crusted cheese-carmelized indulgence born of factory workers, whist Chicago “pizza” is a shit lasagna the domain of disappointed tourists and locals too dense to realize the sauce goes under the cheese!
Chicago gives a dark name to deep dish. In that cursed city, they misname their shitty lasagna so!
That’s more of an Ohio-tier joke, lazily beating a dead horse; but I suppose Bostonians love their history, eh?
Nice job not remotely adressing my point, while callously handwaving away rape and diappearances as a tool of governmental control by claiming I support their mildly less authoritarian neighbors. When you feel the need to strawman the shit out of someone, you should know you’re talking out of your ass.
This is the country you are explicitly defending. https://www.amnesty.org/en/location/middle-east-and-north-africa/middle-east/iran/report-iran/
How fucking disingenuous can you be? Like the number of prties is an indicator if how good you’re doing democracy, ignoring the rape, torture, murder, and disappearance of dissidents.
You should be ashamed to defend such a brutal regime, unless you live there in fear of arbitrary arrest for not.
Yes, they already said they’re talking about lemmy
TIL they’re called wheelchairs because they are chairs with wheels
How are you posting on TIL without at least giving us a Wikipedia article? For shame OP! Today only you, and nobody else learns!
Jokes aside, on the topic of this amazing walled city, apart from it being an admittedly filthy anarchic crime-ridden shithole, it genuinely is an intensely interesting place straight out of a cyberpunk setting, it genuinely was a wonder of the world
And I really am saying “I’ve never seen anyone else masturbate on screen for hours on end and been so bored to tears!” is why I don’t like Kubrick!
He has so many scenes crafted to be iconic, all wrapped up in the most godawful self-indulgent boringness. Ever been stuck in an hours long “This could have been an email” meeting where the smart guy running it is insufferably smug about the whole thing? That’s the exact same feeling I get watching Kubrick.