Eh I think Republicans just weren’t higher enough as children. Only half a joke

I 100% understand your wife. I’m not that bad, but it’s a consequence of being told you have to be perfect or you failed growing up, at least for me. If something doesn’t go right the first time I still get that mini freeze “error encountered on line 1 please reboot” that my parents unintentionally instilled in me.

Sneaky feathery bastards know how many licks to get to the centre of a tootsie pop, don’t let your guard down

Have worked at Barnes and Noble before, the Harry Potter Craze was insane, I get it

Just curious, why did your boss require you to read Twilight?