Yep

Fisting porn is illegal there

It’s such a shame

Fisting is woefully misrepresented in most porn

Well, 'Murica has always been uptight, full of self-loathing and most of all, hypocritical

There’s a reason why the world sneers at them

They’re surprisingly different experiences

Especially because I can change the shape of my hand once it’s in

Oh, I have much more extreme content than that…

That would depend on the tightness of the anus

Are we talking about someone who squeezes out pencils, or a log-dropper?

It’s definitely a bit unconventional

Oh, that’s pretty tame compared to lots of my work

Brave of you to click though!

I’ll work on it

This is how I cook dangerously…

Click at your own risk!

Oh, I’m the fister rather than the fistee

I’ve given it a shot (I’m no hypocrite) but it didn’t really excite me

Pffffft…

Those are rookie numbers

I can do that in a year when my IBS is flaring up

Where I am from, they’re for bats

I’m personally trying to create some weird sexually transmitted covid thingy to wipe out the rest of the anti-vax idiots and conservatives in general

Well played

“Try and” VS “Try to” also bugs me

It’s a hobby

Yanks don’t speak English. They speak a bizarre, bastardised language that resembles English

It’s a reflection on the literacy rates, which are terrible. This isn’t a criticism of individuals, it’s a criticism of the system

I want to punch people who say “on accident”

Hard.

Urban legend

Oh yeah

FUCK future me

That guy’s probably a cunt anyway…

Not unpopular

But you wouldn’t be pretending that you had done something monumental for humanity

There were two women on that flight who really were the real deal, but of course Katy Perry and Bezos’s current wife made the headlines

Shit’s fucked

I’m blocking you now, because I find your very existence offensive