Uhm, excuse me, but wtf?
Before you ask, the accent varies based on diet.
Uhm, excuse me, but wtf?
I’ve done this
No, why would anyone go to such a cursed place
You fucking idiots left Jim out?
THAT’S HOW YOU GET ANTS!
Ah, my apologies, I didn’t realize you were just trolling and I took your comment in earnest. Goodbye! :)
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You’re assuming a whole hell of a lot, odds are good they fucking can’t!
You’re also assuming that the debt is valid, which is often not the case with medical debt: Shit gets billed wrong, patients may not even receive notice, and by the time it gets to the collection agency, they may not be in a position to contest it.
Glad you’re lucky enough that this has never been a problem though, congratulations on your good fortune. You may fancy yourself a self made success, but that is an illusion: Unless you’re independently wealthy (perhaps, even if you are), you’re only one bad day away from joining those people.
Never forget that.
It’s pretty common in general but at least some of them actually do you the courtesy of letting you know.
Maybe it was just time, maybe your password got scrambled because your account was compromised: They’ll never tell!
That or you just being obligated to change your password.
Brutal truth: You entered it wrong that many times.
Yes, really.
No, I know: It’s crazy.
Did you have capslock on?
Edit: lol, I get the angry downvotes but I promise you this happens all the time
I assure you, people can be a problem from afar.
Guess they’re China’s problem now.
Hmm, what’s this? Any reasonably flat object? It will make a fine bookmark!
No, that’s farts only.
…and talking I guess.
Chaotic good gang checking in.
points and screeches
Nice try, but we already know about the drop bears.
If you’re on the Internet and you’re seeing ads, you’re doing something wrong. Use a decent browser that supports Ublock Origin or use a PiHole instead.
Advertisement networks are a legitimate security threat because they don’t vet their shit or even properly secure their own damn infrastructure consistently.