“I’m just saying that I didn…”
{throws a gun at Billy} "HE’S GOT A GUN. I’M FEARING FOR MY LIFE!” {starts blasting in all directions}
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That’s a mighty fine tailpipe you’ve got there!!
I see.
Would you give it three stars then? Five, maybe?
Then it gets better, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why are you putting clean plates under a pile of toilet paper?
Ha, that will never happen.
Next you’ll be telling me they’ll elect a rapist reality TV star failed businessman who has numerous casino bankruptcies under his belt!!! Impossible.
Exactly. Where I used to work there was a greasy cafe type place around the corner and the baps got wider the more stuff you ordered. If you ordered the Full Monty the burger bap was wider than my head. MY HEAD.
You’re damn right I would order it every time I went in. It was glorious…and very unhealthy, but also glorious.
D_C@lemm.eeto Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL about 1 million liters of urine is spilled onto the bathroom floor every day in the U.S.English2·2 months agoThat must be a big bathroom!!
Wooo, look at hoity toity FancyPants over here with their screwdriver. All we could afford to fix our cassette tapes was a pencil. And a blunt pencil at that. And it was probably stolen from school!! Screwdrivers indeed!
What about the old alliances from Canada, the UK, or Europ…oh, oh, yeah.
No, don’t worry, FatFucks best mate Putin will step up and help!!
That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.
Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?