You’ve never seen Kraven the Hunter and it shows.

The Sheriff is deer?

It’s a joke about some YouTuber (Shane Dawson?) who told a story where they jacked off and accidentally touched their cat. People immediately turned it into, “He fucked the cat?” and chaos ensued. He started posting rants how he didn’t fuck his cat and that didn’t help in the slightest.

The devil got Johnny to fall for the vice of pride.

Why did you give your emoji those eyes?

Even adding, “Reddit” after a search only brings up posts from 7 years ago.

Damn almost forgot about YIIK

That’s a really long password no wonder they forgot it.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FLAPS

Nah but my step-dad had a belt that made the Indiana Jones whip noise.

Your dad