The answer is 1. Now stop asking.

Net neutrality. Something that was trampled over in the wake of fascism and never given a second thought.

It’s the only hashing I’ll use #CreamerNation #CreamPies #NSFWCreamyDongs

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We will be lucky to have Dyson vacuums at the end of this century

I hate why they exist. I like how they represent a mastery of engineering, material science, chemistry, and physics.

The declaration of independence

That doesn’t make sense. Why not just make it dodecahedral shaped and have little tear drop knobs at every vertici?

I say it’s a key to a door. Behind the door. Butt plugs.

Excuse me, if there are any centrists in the room I’d like to openly judge you now.

I think you mean magic and miracles!

Magnets, how they work?

I started feeling like an adult when I thought of going to a show and realized I would be an old dude and it would be weird. So yeah, adult just kinda happens to you.

This guy skanks

“Honey, you can’t circle jerk online. That’s why daddy has all his bros come over on Thursdays.”

“Not have you, you’re welcome”

Anyone sitting around unconcerned about the world turning into autocracy. Fuck you. Fuck you in your fucking fuck. I’ll be dead before you win, peace out.

Not before trying to buy their way out of it.

“What if I uh, personally kill 1000 millionaires to offset each billion reducing my greedy hoarding footprint.”

Both suck now.

I have to say, look it up online and verify your sources.

Ok. I kinda do. But ok