Statue That Just Found Out It’s A Statue is my new spirit animal…

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

“I remember when a dime bag cost a dime. Know what a condom cost?”

“Nuh uh.”

“Me neither. We never used the damn things.”

Drugs

Are

Really

Expensive

Thanks Obama…?

Good luck climbing the ice cliffs, dummy.

It’s The Picard Maneuver…! This is a safe space, Mon Ami!

🎵Hello Poe’s law, my old friend…🎶

Fucking thank you! I was furiously skimming to see if anyone knew! It’s totes obvs that the ice walls block the wind, duh doi.

Girl, just drop your eggs in the current, and I’ll disperse my spermatozoa all over 'em!

“According to my calculations, we’ll just have to wait here, oh… about six years.”

Blocking it does not stop it’s misinformation. I’m not opposed to bots or it’s layout in a comment. I’m opposed to having a blatantly biased source masquerading as an unbiased gatekeeper of credibility. You cannot block that.