These aren’t just family values, no sir, these are discount family values! Think of the savings!

Actually the dog is protesting other dogs.

Carpet has repeatedly saved falling riders. No harness is needed.

Add sesame oil to that list.

That kind of smoke would only work if someone blew into the pipe. That’s not how drugs work. You want the smoke to go in.

If he loses the hat and his coat fades, he’s a shoe in for Columbo.

A church has no right to tell me how to treat others when it’s named after a sex position.

Quarterly. If you’re an adult you’re posting quarterly.

#Box office receipts are not an indication of the movie quality.

Box office is a combination of how many theaters it was played in and how much marketing is behind it.

10k steps a day is roughly 5 miles. $4k a day would be the disability insurance at that point.

Open the shark fin on the top of the car. Take out the SIM chip. Manic cat doesn’t care how.

That’s because there’s no schools in the picture.

They should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.

Propaganda works

Elon is doing the same with X. The rich always find a way to shout their propaganda.

The woman had red hair and eyebrows, the hair elongated by artificial white extensions. The extensions could have been made of white fur or thin, white-powdered textile streaks. This hairstyle cannot be found in any literature. The skin of the lady was a very pale pink color.

Red hair and pale skin, sounds like she may have been Ainu.

Now you know why econ forecasting as an industry has such a high rate of liver failure. No one can stay sober when both options result in a complete unwinding of society. There are no good ways forward. There’s, likely, no way forward.

We call it the machine spirits and they are fickle as the fae.

Stupid, sexy mole Flanders.