

Gleisner, Seymour Asses, and New New York. Want some anchovies?


Gleisner, Seymour Asses, and New New York. Want some anchovies?
All you can eat buffets would like a word


shake an addiction
“Just be happy”


So where would smokers go? They can’t smoke indoors except for their own home - what about work? Are they allowed to go to events or concerts? Can they eat at restaurants? Where can they smoke?
Go talk to a grandma who can’t quit. Tell her she can’t go to a park. Or outdoors anywhere there is the possibility of no people. “Go be alone Nana, no one wants you near them.”
Suppose you just want to pick in a minority and this one is socially acceptable. You’re making sweeping statements about a type of person who may be trying to escape but are tied by addicted. It’s not racism but the underpinnings of bullying are there. Let smokers have some place they can relax or else you will make militant smokers who feel the pressure of everyone around them but unable to do anything about it.
Stop finding new types of people to piss off with unwarranted subjugation.
Those are a couple of good… points.
God damn Mardi Gras has a good shade of purple.


Yes! Fruit and chocolate are gross together. It is nearly impossible to find an ice cream with fruit that doesn’t have chocolate or white chocolate or stripes of some cocoa variety. Chocolate has absolutely ruined dessert.
He changed his name so it’d be “Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin caulkin’”


If Vatnik exists why call them tankies? For the Chinese vatniks? Can we broaden the definition to broadly include people who uncritically buys into propaganda?
45 years of neoliberal nosediving. Kills all emotion, passion, and personality in pursuit of money.
Shishito got its name from the sounds we make
Aw! They make gifts for each other from each other. The most intimate kind of giving.
Well psuedo-science says it can with 10th dimensional string vibrations causing harmonic variations which would create gaps in the fabric of space/time and allow wormholes from unknown where and when to open in a toy factory of the wrapping paper people. Santa is an elaborate lie for your mom’s indiscretions.
Proton CEO Andy Yen is a libertarian tech bro who supports Trump. Tech bros are a societal cancer, willing to kill the many to benefit the few.
Like Hezbollah and Hamas care about Christmas
We give three names so when the dog is in trouble we can say all three and they know they fucked up.
Jesus H Christ, you shit on the rug again!
Makes it way easier to convince cats to kiss me
There isn’t much to talk about that strangers can communally start a conversation. Weather is all too common. Work is ok until details come out. Same with family. Sports is one of the few things that spans generations, exists without required participation, and has a very low bar to entry for understanding and participation.
It’s literally the one thing I can talk to anyone about, even if they don’t watch sports. The ridiculousness and spectacle is enough to get a subversive chuckle from a few people. Sports don’t have to be liked to be useful.
Imagine the day heaven sees the front line of the never ending war against evil go quiet and expect demon tricks, only to find Hell focused on a new front fighting shoggoth and Old Ones.
There are things older than good and evil.
A mix of “I drink the Kool Aid and it’s good stuff” and “shit sucked before and continues to suck with no change” explains it. There’s also the small psychopath percentage who actually like the cruelty. It’s clarified when looking at the causes and better explains what’s happening than lump it all together as “stupid”.