The only part I disagree with is stone/pounds for people’s weight. Although we use stone, I’ve never heard someone use pounds… Maybe if you’re in Weight Watchers or something, but otherwise it’d be rounded to the nearest half a stone (e.g. 9 and a half stone)

Spotify knows you’re not REALLY listening to it

Personally I prefer to call myself “fattened”, like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It’s not my fault, it’s the mince pies’ fault!

Jeeeesus fucking Christ. John Oliver is pretty funny but it almost doesn’t feel acceptable to be laughing during some of that. Anyway, glad I didn’t fall for it 😬

I got one which appeared at first to be a wrong number, just someone asking if I was Catherine or something. I politely informed them of their mistake. They kept messaging, already a bit weird, but then started saying I was “a nice man, nothing like other men” and I slapped that block button. Idk where it was going (not even a man lol, sorry love) but I’m confident it would have ended with asking me for money… Eventually.

5G to the rescue (unless you’re my boss and then omg nothing is working???)

TBF if you’re young, so much software just comes through software managers or super easy installers. Steam + Windows store is probably enough for most people. Maybe? Idk, I have no idea what’s on the Windows store except Minecraft.

Best to euthanize, put all the other cats who have to listen to it rant out of their misery

Uh, sure, I suppose not. But you won’t last long after birth without some amount of stuff. Even if you go feral in the woods, you’ll need to eat. You need some way to keep warm. You can try to consume thoughtfully but you can’t just stop consuming.

If only it was that simple. We still have to eat, drink, clothe ourselves, get around…

But they did live in Eden, we’ve got a bunch of those.

No, that’s also a measure of size used primarily for those big fords with the tiny beds.

Womens clothes so often suck in terms of quality compared to men’s. My partner is nb, but fits women’s clothes best… They can’t find suits of anything like the kind of quality you can for men’s. Certainly not in more than a couple of styles.

Depending on where you live you can just go pick them from the ground. Obviously take care and make sure you can ID correctly… But it costs only time.

I would honestly say avoid looking in the mirror when you’re having a GOOD trip. You’ll be trapped! Trapped I say!

A fair point - here’s a generalisation. W denotes windows, M the ability to move, a and b are two objects for which their possession of windows and ability to move (or otherwise) is known, and x is some other object.

(W(a) ^ W(b)) ^ (M(a) ^ ¬M(b)) -> ¬(W(x) -> M(x))

An appropriate deduction might be “Cars have windows and can move, houses have windows and cannot move. The presence of windows alone is not what allows the car to move.”

All the advice I read suggested that if you hold your arm out in front of you while seated in your usual desk position, your fingertips should touch the centre of the monitor.