Well, shit. Now I want to be rich

Mine seems to be stored ON my balls

Follow Saint Luigi’s guidance, my son

I’m happy for her

I was imagining a top hat and twirling a cane

Or lay them all out long ways and measure

Frustratingly, I’ve seen it shortened to NA several times

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but historically, people who couldn’t write weren’t able to write

It gives me the impression the feds were prepared to plant evidence

I don’t think they look the same

I liked mine, but it was the only thing that gave me eye strain as a kid. I would play battlefront for half an hour, look up, and couldn’t see shit

Maybe I was just playing it wrong

“All animals are born equal, but some are born more equal than others”

Can somebody smarter than me explain why he’s a “Jr” if he has a different name than his father? Can you be a jr if you’re named after a grandfather or an uncle?

Don’t shoot down drones. In the US it counts as shooting down an aircraft and you’ll have the FAA knocking at your door