Who’s going to stop me. The government agency that was just decimated. I stopped paying taxes too.

LPT: it’s almost springtime and you can find free eggs in the tree then.

Why not you? Think of the wealth your suffering creates and weep gently.

Yeah, that’s not how you win therapy. The goal is to get them to cry over your past trama while you are making this face :3

Maybe literally. I think their soda has the most PFAS of all of them. Coca-cola!

Hail Satan, my favorite pops

I switched to YouTube and innerfrench podcast. I like the format much better than language apps for now.

I got tired of the app cause once you hit a certain difficulty you have to pay. Their teaching notes are far from complete so the only way to learn is to make mistakes and then your 5 chances are up. Totally demotivated me.

I’d much rather have Australia than Greenland. I will add it to the cart and think about it.

Release the butthole cut Jackson!

How is society going to survive when everyone is autistic?

Everybody knows you want to rotisserie a baby. Lock in those juices

I just use the Google password generator. So far no duplicates!

Someone asks me what’s a good show or movie to watch

Me who has watched all of them: “I don’t know”

I want to be one of those crabs that form a conga line and swap shells.

Yes you should. I was washing mine because of all the fungicide they are coated in while growing, but then I learned from someone on reddit one day that it will clear the fruit fly eggs that are typically around the bud end. You should wash every fruit or vegetable you buy at the store first before eating.

It’s always getting into holes and hanging with the wrong bunch.

I will wash my banana when I get it home. It’s always crawling with pests. One day I will tire of this and then no more banana.

You could just wear a welder’s mask if you want the day to be night-y