It’s hard to make a turd look like anything other than the piece of shit it is.

Buddha isn’t a god. He’s a man who obtained enlightenment.

Oh, I don’t like fighting with the knife. I just enjoy poking people with it now and then to see if it produces anger or genuine thought… I should probably find a more productive hobby.

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So, your solution for a corporation underpayying their staff is to offer to do their job for free so corporate can just eliminate the position altogether?

Saving water is why I do all my meal prep while in the shower, but don’t forget to install a garbage disposal in the drain, or you’ll risk frequent clogs.

Ok, you’re officially right, as in he did not pee on the actual Alamo… he peed on the Alamo Cenotaph Monument, which is the monument to honor those who fell in the battle. I’m not sure that’s any better, and I can understand why the Texans were upset by it.

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Why is no one mentioning that he once peed on the Alamo?.. Does no one remember the Alamo?

Doesn’t look like the shoulder material is physically part of the dress… it’s probably a jacket or shaul.

It’s all a racket here. The cost off the food is typically higher than the restaurants menu price, then there’s an upcharged service fee, separate delivery fee, and tip. So, by the time you’re done, you just paid double for that $12-15 item, and Uber eats is the worst of the bunch.

Just cut one of the handles and separate the mugs.

Nah, just crank sonar to max, and send endless pings until all the Willie’s are freed from life

I made a resolution about 15 years back to stop making resolutions… only one I’ve ever kept.

I used to treat them like the 15 item or less lane, but over the last year they have gotten worse as in you’re forced to scan more slowly than before, scales are even more sensitive, can’t pull the whole drop your reusable bag with the first scanned item anymore or it starts screaming about unexpecteditem in bagging area. It’s like they’ve gone full blown over the top anti theft settings to the point that it’s so frustrating to use them now that I hardly ever do anymore.