Helium typically doesn’t undergo fission, but you wouldn’t notice of it did. Millions of atoms in your body are undergoing fission at any given time. People only notice when a LOT of atoms undergo fission at the same time.

I once tried to set up my first PIN using the year Mark McGwire hit 70 home runs. The problem was that my PIN was 9870, and i quickly realized that was just 1234 with extra steps and had to come up with something else. Unfortunately i have no clue what i changed it to, as it wasn’t able to sit in my mind nearly as well.

Sorta. They have one nostril on the back of their head, and the other is inside the skull so that they can make sounds.

Liar. All Ohio zip codes start with 4

Because i lost my job last year and was living on $300 a week weeknight bartending. I can pay for rent and groceries or i can pay for my student loans and credit card debt.

I hope you never find yourself in a position where you jave to choose, because it’s a living hell

I was made section leader for the trombones in marching band so i made everyone call me “The Mayor of Bonerville” for a semester.

Musicians have always been savages desperate for food

That frequent washing is what leaks out the nasty chemicals from the plastic fyi. Heat and mechanical stress are the main way plastics leach

Homelessness is up 20% over the last 2 years. The pot is already boiling over, I’m not sure what more you think most people have left to lose.

It already sings a song for 30 seconds when the load is done. I understand a notification at a laundromat, but what good is that really in your home?

My parents got a new washer and dryer and they are wifi enabled. Why tf do they need to be wifi enabled? It won’t move the laundry from the washer to the dryer, so it’s not like you can set the laundry and then go about your errands and come home to dry clothes ready to be folded

It’s not a circle, it’s an oval since the text on the ribbon isn’t square.

They are the least liberal generation since they grew up surrounded by the failings of liberalism. They are either hardline conservatives or leftists. Very few fall between those camps

Tony Hawk is the best Gen Xer, and dude’s chill AF.

KCK is pit while Johnson county is WASP Central. Jackson County was for cool kids. We also love meth, but are chill about it

Butter comes in sticks that are 1/2 cup. So half a stick is 1/4 a cup

Please tell me about how your universities ran their chemistry labs then, because that’s how they were at every college i attended.

Tablespoons and tea spoons are fine as a measurement because they are made to a standard size. That’s like complaining people are using a piece of tape as a measurement. That’s what i grew up with, and it is what i am comfortable with. I’m not saying it’s better, I absolutely agree that variables in cooking such as elevation and ambient temperature/humidity matter way more and the overwhelming majority of the population wont notice a difference if you measure by volume, by weight, or are so experienced you just eyeball it.

I’m getting high as fuck and baking treats for my friends and coworkers, not making something for a competition or dignitary. The process is irrelevant, what i was saying is that whatever you are comfortable with you should use. I can quickly scoop out 3 cups of flour and a cup and a half of sugar in the same time you can weigh them out. And at the end of the day no one will be able to tell the difference between our cookies. The temperature and humidity of your kitchen is going to have way more of an impact on your final product than a 2-5% variation in the quantity of ingredients.

I usually just run a table knife along the inside of the measuring cup and it does a good enough job of getting everything out, same as if you were pouring the hiney into a bowl to be weighed.